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 Never tell lies to kids!

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Never tell lies to kids!   Fri May 15, 2009 4:55 pm

A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper.

The little girl says, 'What's under there?'

The man says, 'A bird.'

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.

He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do you remember what happened?"

The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

The policeman says "I asked her what happened?

She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"



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