Tổng số bài gửi : 24
Age : 65
Registration date : 21/05/2008
|Tiêu đề: Never tell lies to kids! Fri May 15, 2009 4:55 pm|| |
A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper.
The little girl says, 'What's under there?'
The man says, 'A bird.'
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do you remember what happened?"
The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
The policeman says "I asked her what happened?
She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"
HA ! HA ! HA!